Bono taken to hospital

If I were a famous person - and I'm not - the last place I'd want to go if I was seriously ill would be the Princess Grace Memorial Hospital. Sure, it's the finest A&E in Monaco, but nothing is going to ram your pointless mortality into your face harder than being reminded that 'whoever you are, you're no Grace Kelly'.

Latest to mutter "isn't the Tippi Hedren Casualty nearby?" is Bono, who was given a touch of the Fairheads following chest pains, which the NME has turned into being rushed to hospital with a heart scare.

Given he was out a club later in the day, I'm suspecting it wasn't that much of a scare.