Gordon in the morning: Two of us getting nowhere

Paul McCartney made a fateful mistake yesterday of saying something vaguely nice about Jedward, and thus has been rewarded with Gordon's team not just doing a bog-standard 'oooh, imagine if we stuck Jedward hair on a photo of Macca' bit of photoshoddy, but also Beatles songs amusingly tweaked to make satirical comment on the twins.

By 'amusingly', of course, I mean 'why? why? why would you do such a thing?' This would be the best:

1. Ballad of John and Edward

To be fair, Gordon hasn't put his name to this - step forward, Sean Hamilton, and take a bow.