"I know some of you are going to be hating on the blogs"

P Diddy rushes from his multigym to his video camera with some breaking news:



Ten fingers! Ten toes! Was he suffering from a lack of oxygen, or is this some sort of pitch for a gig on Sesame Street?

Coming tomorrow: "Check it out haters - two thumbs, right, and they're prehensile."

[Thanks to Michael M]