Friday, May 30, 2008

Wentz and Mrs Wentz: The next generation

Having waited until after the wedding ("the first trimester"), Mr and Mrs Wentz have now announced publicly that Jennifer Jessica Simpson is to be an auntie:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

The baby is expected to have its mother's nose - although not until he or she old enough to consent to an operation.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Mr and Mrs Wentz have now announced publicly that Jennifer Simpson is to be an auntie"

Jessica! JESSICA Simpson!

You've got it all wrong!

;p

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

Jetlag. I'm blaming jetlag.

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