No Love at Claridges

Apparently, Courtney Love loves staying at Claridges when she's in London.

Claridges, though, aren't that thrilled in return. Not after last time, when she did a bit of damage. The 3AM Girls investigate:

[W]e tried to help out the former Hole singer and rang Claridges on her behalf.

When we mentioned Courtney's name we were told: "We're fully booked for those dates but we can put you on a waiting list."

Bizarrely, when we tried to book a room minutes later for the same dates but under a different name, rooms suddenly became available. In fact, we were told: "There's a choice of suites available."

Goodness... that's almost actual journalism in the 3AM Column. Or possibly just a great advert for Claridges - if you can be sure you won't bump into Courtney over the breakfast buffet, that's got to make it the safest place to stay on London, surely?