NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO PASS ME OVER FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN DELIVER A LINE

There's very little surprise that Rachel Stevens would like to be a Bond girl - indeed, with the lukewarm response to the new album, she'd probably be happy getting an acting gig as a checkout girl in an Iceland advert - but it's not going to happen, is it? It's true she was in Deuce Bigalow II, but they cut out any part she had a line in, so it's not really like she's building a huge track record in big budget movies.

I'll bet she's wishing she'd taken the giant hotdog costume in the S Club TV series now - that would have been an image the casting guys would have remembered...

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