Tonight, tonight, tonight

What amuses us best about the ITV.com page introducing the webchat with Martin Bashir is not merely that, rather than provide a link to RealPlayer or Windows Media, they provide the address with the advice that you "type it into your browser." They then say - incredibly generously - that after you've heard Martin's interview, you can keep the player. For Free, mind. But only to view "all the great video that itv.com/news publishes on the top news stories every day."