Chances are, this time she won't be naked

Catch a falling star, put it in your pocket - or, as with Meg 'Remember me, people?' Matthews - put her on local radio on a Sunday afternoon. Funny how since she stopped taking Noel she's gone from having a column in the biggest Sunday paper to scrabbling for any work she can get, isn't it?

The guest slot on Up With the Partridge is waiting, Meg.